Chuck Norris vs Mares

If you replace “Chuck Norris” with “Mares” in jokes about him it’s scarily accurate… Lets check it out:

Mares make onions cry.

Mares can kill two stones with one bird.

What came first, the chicken or the egg? Mares came first.

Mares sleep with a night light. Not because mares are afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of mares.

If you Google search “Mares getting their butt kicked” you will generate zero results. It just doesn’t happen.

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for mares.

Death once had a near-mare experience.

When God said, “Let there be LIGHT!” Mares said, “Say, please.”

Mares are the reason Waldo is hiding.


I love a good mare but these are just too funny! Add yours below!

1 thought on “Chuck Norris vs Mares”

  1. Mares once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that (her) foot broke the speed of light.

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